M-F Anal

[XiaMin]

Gay or not gay? How much anal is too gay? Why anal if you have a cooch available? Just ?? ppl....

[PolarVibez]

Albert is cool beans said:

Mlle d. Sade said:

I don't understand how anal sex with a woman makes a man gay.

Gay or bi or pan men are that way because the male body turns them on.. ..got nothing to do with the nature of holes. As if sexuality was that easy a riddle.

My sister thinks this too, I was talking about anal one day and she said "If you like anal with a girl, you might as well be gay" She's a lesbian.
But that's the most fucking stupid explanation for going gay ever, if you don't share an attraction to a man and your a man your self, why the hell would you want to fuck him even if it's just for anal? If a girl likes anal, and she'll let you perform it on you, then so be it.

I like anal, and when a girl gives me the chance, I'm jumping for it.

LOL! Definately amongst the top ten of Albert quotes.

[kifaru]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. There's feces in there!! There is nothing about the smell of feces that I find enjoyable. I still can't figure out what women get out of that. I mean lets get real here. If you have vaginal sex there is a possiblity that you can get all kinds of secretions on you including blood and now you want to add feces to the mix. Uh-uh buddy. No dookie love for me. Lets, just kiss and hug and dress up in Star Trek costumes and spank each other like normal people.

[Mark Clemons]

aint nothing gay about that.If my lady wants me 2 stick it in her ass I do what I have 2 do 2 please her.I can't stand prudy ass mf's,always passing judgement.

[Mlle d. Sade]

Anyone who is not prepared for seeing the brown stuff while ass fucking probably shouldn't be doing it for lack of common sense. Poop, blood and secretions (semen isn't all that nice, either all you men scared of menstrual blood) are all part of the game. You're messing with the human body, not a plastic glory hole.

[Rage_Proletaire]

Mlle d. Sade said:

Anyone who is not prepared for seeing the brown stuff while ass fucking probably shouldn't be doing it for lack of common sense. Poop, blood and secretions (semen isn't all that nice, either all you men scared of menstrual blood) are all part of the game. You're messing with the human body, not a plastic glory hole.

... This is along the lines of my replies to people in high school (and since then, on occasion) who spoke out against cunnilingus.

"I ain't eatin' nothin'. Stuff's nasty, bruh. They be bleedin' and shit..."

"But you'd stick your dick in there?"

"Hell yeah, but not my mouth. They pee outta there."

".. But ... you'd stick your dick in there?"

I thank God for all the Lil' Kim songs that came out during my prepubescent years.

In regard to anal, on the level of "nastiness", anyone revolting at any fluids probably shouldn't be fucking anyway. Someone could get injured behind all that squeamish childishness.


Judge.Judge.Judge...

[kifaru]

Your species must like the smell of feces. Don't act like I didn't try to advise you when you get an anal fissure.

[Mlle d. Sade]

The number of people unprepared for the reality of the physical nature of sex is amazing. People bothered by things that come out of the human body and the result of these perfectly normal human functions should stick with sex toys- plastics if they really can't handle the human body.

Or go read "Everybody Poops". Start small. (If they get to judge and be immature, I do too "ewwww poop- I've never seen that before. ewwww girls bleed I didn't know!" please. )

It's also really funny how many boys want a blowjob but won't eat because we bleed and we pee. So dumb.

And yes, they really shouldn't be fucking.

Rage_Proletaire said:

... This is along the lines of my replies to people in high school (and since then, on occasion) who spoke out against cunnilingus.

"I ain't eatin' nothin'. Stuff's nasty, bruh. They be bleedin' and shit..."

"But you'd stick your dick in there?"

"Hell yeah, but not my mouth. They pee outta there."

".. But ... you'd stick your dick in there?"

I thank God for all the Lil' Kim songs that came out during my prepubescent years.

In regard to anal, on the level of "nastiness", anyone revolting at any fluids probably shouldn't be fucking anyway. Someone could get injured behind all that squeamish childishness.


Judge.Judge.Judge...

[Mlle d. Sade]

That's true, not everyone is cut out for juices and bodily fluid of almost every variety flying around. They just want the pleasure. To them, I say masturbate.

[Mlle d. Sade]

Something related I found on the best of craigslist:

whole thing is here: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/1328888809.html

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"Seriously. He wants to put it there and I won't let him. It is annoying and obnoxious and does not feel good. I am sick and tired of hearing about it. Is he a closet fag or what. What makes a man suddenly go on this kick. We have been married for years and now this comes out. I want to throw the ring at him and tell him to go find some dude to get off with. Butts are for gay guys and men with freakinshly small dicks.
How do I get him to lay off the ass thing?
FYI: I am not boring in bed, and am a 5'11" 150lb blond with a nice rack and usually don't have to pay for a thing when I go out on the town with the girls. You get my drift."

You're either a troll or you have several issues.
Or both, I guess.
You sound like an ex highschool jock in denial of his homosexual desires to me, but on the odd chance that you are, in fact, female, I'll offer this..

Anal sex has been practiced and enjoyed by people of all sexualities, genders, and penis sizes (including no penis, on the part of females who like to perform anal sex on men or other females) for thousands of years, and it's unlikely that will change just because some sexually repressed or prudish or unimaginative or overly sensitive people don't care for it.
It says nothing whatsoever about a man's sexual orientation that he wants to give a woman anal sex, or that he wants to receive it from her.
And it says nothing about the size of a man's cock, though it might very well say something about the size of the woman's cunt, since the anus can expand to fit almost anything, just like a pussy, as you could see by watching any number of ass fisting videos or, if you're so inclined, the ones of people getting fucked in the ass by horses with cocks as thick as your neck.
But unlike a pussy, the anus will always tighten back up afterward, except in very rare medical cases, and remain a tight fit without special exercises, so before you get too focused on size, maybe you should look at yourself and see if there's an obvious non-fetish reason he might be after your ass, such as you being so loose he can't feel anything, or could bury his dick in there with his hand still wrapped around it and jerk off inside you.

............... "

Still pretty clueless on why people think it means your gay or why people don't think others should poop or bleed.

One more thing to not understand about the world around me.