So I'm at work with my friend Zach (Carlton banks ass motherfucker like myself), and we're taking out trash. And we see a group of mall rats with one token black dude. As we're walkin' by one mall rat looks at the token black dude and says, "Hey, go up to those black dudes and start acting like a monkey". I pretended to not even hear him thinking this black kid had some sense pride and would tell him to go fuck himself.
Sure enough this kid starts schreeching like a monkey jumping up and down expecting us to laugh. We both looked at him and said, "What the fuck?". He just stops and looks at us. "Kid, what the fuck are doing?", I said. Then he just smiles and I say, "Dude, you are by far the most cooning motherfucker on the planet right now" (He suddenly realized that we weren't amused). "Have some fucking pride, man". "I do", he said. "You're acting like a god damned monkey in public...Christ man, these kids don't even like you"
Then the kid starts looking at the ground. "Seriously dude, quit performing for these kids...Get some dignity".
So we walk off and Zach's all "Man, I think you hurt that kid". My response, "Man, fuck that kid."
I hope this kid doesn't go home and start punching holes in walls and stuff...I was just really pissed and embaressed.
Yeah, I went about it the wrong way...Didn't I?
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