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So I'm at work with my friend Zach (Carlton banks ass motherfucker like myself), and we're taking out trash. And we see a group of mall rats with one token black dude. As we're walkin' by one mall rat looks at the token black dude and says, "Hey, go up to those black dudes and start acting like a monkey". I pretended to not even hear him thinking this black kid had some sense pride and would tell him to go fuck himself.

Sure enough this kid starts schreeching like a monkey jumping up and down expecting us to laugh. We both looked at him and said, "What the fuck?". He just stops and looks at us. "Kid, what the fuck are doing?", I said. Then he just smiles and I say, "Dude, you are by far the most cooning motherfucker on the planet right now" (He suddenly realized that we weren't amused). "Have some fucking pride, man". "I do", he said. "You're acting like a god damned monkey in public...Christ man, these kids don't even like you"

Then the kid starts looking at the ground. "Seriously dude, quit performing for these kids...Get some dignity".

So we walk off and Zach's all "Man, I think you hurt that kid". My response, "Man, fuck that kid."

I hope this kid doesn't go home and start punching holes in walls and stuff...I was just really pissed and embaressed.

Yeah, I went about it the wrong way...Didn't I?

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My response, "Man, fuck that kid."

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Not at all. The only thing that I would have done different is that I would have went up to those white kids and told them to fuck themselves...or their sisters!

You probably did that kid a huge favor.

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I would've said the same shit, knowing me .

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Hopefully you made him rethink who his "friends" are.

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You're a great kid.

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i think you handled it the right way. nice work. sometimes you have to be harsh to get your point across.

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You should've done the "Carlton Banks dance", singing "its not unusuAL..."

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I would have told homeboy the same damn thing,but differently!"Why would you want some motherfucking mall rat ass white kids tell you to act like a monkey when in fact,they think of you as a monkey anyway?!!

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Wow ... Sad ... Yea people who let themselves descend to that point need harsh reminders that they're a fucking minstrel show sambo uncle ruckus oblivious fool ... from dimension X.

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I think this is the same convo that Chuck had with Flav.

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I think the young man was seriously misguided. Coming up I knew many "oreos" who'd do anything to fit in with their white friends because all the Afrimericans had rejected them, he wants to belong SOMEWHERE. I feel sorry for lost young Afrimericans like him...I would've tried to spit knowledge to him more so than just calling him out, but I guess you were so shocked and angry, but it is what it is, I guess.

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I would of told him to ask his friends to act like dogs. Because you know they all smell like old hotdog and unwashed hair.

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