BEYOND BUTTERSCOTCH: RETURN TO COOKIE MOUNTAIN

[Sean Padilla]

IN ORDER TO REMAIN FINANCIALLY SOLVENT, I'M HUSTLIN' COOKIES.

My roommate and I are trying to stay caught up on our rent until the lease to our current apartment expires at the end of October. Our current living arrangement is unsustainable for two reasons: the rent is steep in proportion to our collective income, and the location is too far away from our jobs. I have to ride the bus for two hours EACH WAY to get to my job, which leaves me with little free time and energy to do much else but work. I’m already putting in overtime at my job, and my roommate’s considering getting a second. Our ultimate goal is to find a cheaper, more spacious and more centrally located apartment – and to be able to afford it.

IF YOU BUY MY COOKIES, YOU WILL HELP ME & MY ROOMMATE CRUNKIFY THE UNIVERSE.

We cannot do this if we are overworked, broke and/or homeless.

HERE IS THE MENU:

Butterscotch Oatmeal (my specialty!)
Chocolate Chip
Oatmeal Raisin
Snickerdoodle
White Chocolate Macadamia Nut

HERE IS THE PRICING:

$1 per cookie (postage paid in the US), but you must order at least 10 cookies, and multiple flavors must be broken up in increments of five. For instance, if you order 10 cookies, you can get them all in one flavor, or five cookies each of two different flavors; 20 cookies can be broken up into 20 of one flavor, 10 of 2 flavors, 5 of 4 flavors, etc.

HERE ARE YOUR PAYMENT OPTIONS:

Paypal me at [e-mail] OR e-mail me for a snail mail address. When I mail your cookies, I’ll scan my postage receipt and e-mail it to you. If you don’t get this e-mail from me within seven days of placing your order, I will refund your money, no questions asked.

ALL COOKIE ORDERS WILL COME WITH A PROMO CDR OF THE NEW COCKER SPANIELS ALBUM, “SOMETIMES YOU’VE GOTTA FIGHT TO GET A BIT OF PEACE.”

PLEASE HELP ME OUT. Your tummy & ears will thank you!

[kifaru]

Are these soft or crunchy style cookies? What you are saying is for $10 you will send me 10 cookies and the postage is included with the price. I send you $10 and 10 cookies show up at my door 3 days later right?

[Sean Padilla]

kifaru said:

Are these soft or crunchy style cookies? What you are saying is for $10 you will send me 10 cookies and the postage is included with the price. I send you $10 and 10 cookies show up at my door 3 days later right?

Right. The butterscotch oatmeal cookies are the closest that anyone of them come to being crunchy. $10 will get you 10 cookies + a CDR within a week.

[CocoaPuss Zine]

i LOVE cookies. i think i might order some from you tomorrow. i just have to think about which ones i want.

good idea by the way. times are hard, i love supporting side hustles. especially the legal ones.

[Re:Dwayne..]

CocoaPuss Zine said:

i LOVE cookies. i think i might order some from you tomorrow. i just have to think about which ones i want.

good idea by the way. times are hard, i love supporting side hustles. especially the legal ones.

Mine on are the way & I'm pluggin' your zine on Twitter AND I will order your next issue.

[CocoaPuss Zine]

oh nice. now i gotta order cookies from this guy. i wish he took food stamps because i just got an EBT card. that would be AWESOME.

supporting APs business ventures is the way to go. good luck with everything.

D(w)ayne! said:

CocoaPuss Zine said:

i LOVE cookies. i think i might order some from you tomorrow. i just have to think about which ones i want.

good idea by the way. times are hard, i love supporting side hustles. especially the legal ones.

Mine on are the way & I'm pluggin' your zine on Twitter AND I will order your next issue.

[CocoaPuss Zine]

for the record, these cookies are DELICIOUS.

[Sean Padilla]

Glad you enjoyed them! Feel free to order more if/when you are able. I'm in the process of applying for food stamps myself.

CocoaPuss Zine said:

for the record, these cookies are DELICIOUS.