= = CONFESSIONAL... = =

[Daoud]

Confess your:

thoughts
sins
desires (but save your love, sex, dates, etc. for the LSDR Confessional)
needs
habits
etc.

Props to the originator from AP 1.0 whose name I forget. Come back here and state your claim, it was a great thread and mad helpful, let's keep it going!

Setting it off----

= It's going to take me a minute to get used to this format of AP. But I'm willing to stick it out and help any way possible. Bring the BLACK background back!

= I'm enjoying working part-time so far this summer. But I need a new gig for more $$$.

= Getting 'aerodynamic' in your nether regions is mad liberating experience. Freedom on a whole 'nother level. More details in the LSDR section...

= Unless this gets 'sticky' status, I ain't expecting much response initially. But it'll grow...

[Compound Egret]

I can't front. Many of the #tigerwoodswife snaps on Twitter were COMEDY. I know the tone of the coverage and the comments would be far different if he was alleged to have hit his wife with a golf club.

[Mlle d. Sade]

.........

[CocoaPuss Zine]

i am also having an affair with tiger woods. sorry boyfriend that you had to find out this way.

[Rage_Proletaire]

... Dreamt my wife pleaded with me to bring baby food to work for lunch, even though I rarely eat breakfast or lunch; I was sorely tempted to take it (I think it was Gerber Turkey Rice, which actually makes me hungry thinking about it), until I realized that I was dreaming (and something absurd, at that). Few nights before, someone tried to convince me to finance sequels to the Ocean's Eleven movie, over the phone. They specifically mentioned installments "13-17", and when I balked, they put "George Clooney" on the phone to convince me otherwise... When hanging up on him didn't work, I had to wake myself up. Later, a co-worker confirmed that Ocean's Thirteen already exists.

Some of this shit is starting to bleed into other sensory canals; the George Clooney/Charles Bronson duo in particular, I've dubbed the "Pepper Men." For some reason, I expect them both to return with Steven Segal (fucker), and I'm not prepared...

[Mlle d. Sade]

CocoaPuss Zine said:

i am also having an affair with tiger woods. sorry boyfriend that you had to find out this way.

I confess:
I've been laughing at this whole thing. I mean, 9 women?!
If you're going to cheat on your wife, at least tell her that's how it's gonna be, don't do it behind her back and make her your fool whilst you offer your services to every woman who crosses your path. Let's be responsible with those wedding vows- make an arrangement with your wife then cheat. I do not suppress the right to cheat but at least give a heads up.
Then her mom passed out and it's just a bit too much for her- made a fool of like that. ...it's just like an episode of Arrested Development and it's his fault.

Man. ...at least notify her.

Rage_Proletaire said:

... Dreamt my wife pleaded with me to bring baby food to work for lunch, even though I rarely eat breakfast or lunch; I was sorely tempted to take it (I think it was Gerber Turkey Rice, which actually makes me hungry thinking about it), until I realized that I was dreaming (and something absurd, at that). Few nights before, someone tried to convince me to finance sequels to the Ocean's Eleven movie, over the phone. They specifically mentioned installments "13-17", and when I balked, they put "George Clooney" on the phone to convince me otherwise... When hanging up on him didn't work, I had to wake myself up. Later, a co-worker confirmed that Ocean's Thirteen already exists.
Some of this shit is starting to bleed into other sensory canals; the George Clooney/Charles Bronson duo in particular, I've dubbed the "Pepper Men." For some reason, I expect them both to return with Steven Segal (fucker), and I'm not prepared...

LOL! Did my vent the other day influence that at all? I can't help but notice Charles Bronson up in there. I wish he wasn't dead.
They're bringing Steven Segal next time so you're *gonna* have to finance Ocean's 13. Make them wear masks this time. And get Sammo Hung and Yuen Wah to choreograph. Negotiate with those two for those pictures of Yuen Biao on the beach in a speedo in the 80s and mail those to me.

Lord

Jackie too. .

I like his crooked little smile... Get off my back!

[LesYpersound]

lol... i have cousins and classmates who look like that which might be the reason why i'm not so into 'em, but i am into tadanobu asano and i believe it's partly because of his "ability" to grow a full beard and his sexy distribution of body hair...y'know aside from his unequivocal hottest man in asia distinction as bestowed by yours truly (:P jk). is that confessional enough? :p

[Rage_Proletaire]

LesYpersound said:

...is that confessional enough? :p

Heh, moreso than I'm accustomed to, coming from you. =P

What constitutes "sexy distribution of body hair?" Only curious, 'cause I always thought/was told that anything sans chest/tummy hair was okay... to the point where I wouldn't have thought twice about it, until I read that phrase...

[LesYpersound]

yeah, chest and the happy trail and non-patchy arm and leg hair. lol.