=== L-D-S-R Confessional ===

[Daoud]

LOVE
SEX
DATING
RELATIONSHIPS
...confess your sins and feelings

Massive respect to this thread's originator from the O.G. AfroPunk board, Xiamin. Holla back mami, see ya soon up on here!

Get busy folks...

[CocoaPuss Zine]

you being willing to fight to the death for me and your calling me all the damn time and crying on the phone and changing your facebook status so everyone knows how heartbroken and emo is so SEXY. you are so persistent. you chase me so hard. i love it. of course if you ever caught me you'd probably kill me in my sleep, but that is totally irrelevant.

[Ken-K]

So long as you're at peace with that!

CocoaPuss Zine said:

you being willing to fight to the death for me and your calling me all the damn time and crying on the phone and changing your facebook status so everyone knows how heartbroken and emo is so SEXY. you are so persistent. you chase me so hard. i love it. of course if you ever caught me you'd probably kill me in my sleep, but that is totally irrelevant.

[the outsider]

Those situations are exactly why dating/sex are sometimes not worth the aggravation...just get yourself some good porn and a reliable vibrator and call it a day.

CocoaPuss Zine said:

i also shake my head at the whole man/woman thing from time to time.

Mlle d. Sade said:

Yeah, I wouldn't break out the good stuff (or anything, really) for just some random guy *for "free"* :P (maybe if they were super, super sexy to me). In my case there was also a bath tub involved but I was the one doing the pissing. He didn't even want sex, either.

It's like damn, you know what dude? If you want to get really really freaky. ....at least take me out to dinner. :P

Next time be like "I'm not a whore!" cause dude needs manners if he was just some random dude looking to do that. ..without giving you any "compensation" monetary or otherwise.

That's one of my biggest gripes with men, they think that just because you like sex and enjoy sex and would enjoy to have sex with them that you'll do just anything. I blame the puritanical culture we live in that still finds a way to make it difficult for women who enjoy sex. Like, just because you enjoy sex you MUST be up for any and everything and deserve to be treated with less than respect.

If you were some abstinent "good" girl who never expressed any sexual needs that probably would have never happened.

I shake my head at this whole man/woman thing.

CocoaPuss Zine said:

he wanted me to be in the empty tub just laying there naked and then he would just piss all over my arms and legs. i don't know if that's what happened in your situation but that's what he wanted. i just couldn't do it. but that's not exactly why we aren't speaking anymore. but that does have something to do with it. he's not my man. if he was, then maybe i'd consider it, but he's just some guy.

[PolarVibez]

Dear God,

You know, you never put the ones that I fall for like next door or around the corner. Sure you're God. I'm sure zipping halfway across the country is like crossing the street for you. But Dude, for me it's a little bit harder. I don't have supernatural powers and you already know about my financial situation which you refuse to miraculosly fix even though I've been really good like almost forever. What gives man? When can I cash in on those karmic dividends that's been gaining mad interest in your bank? I deserve this and you know it! Don't make me come up there man!(j/k :) Nah, but seriously, Help!

holla at ya boy,

P. Vibez

[CocoaPuss Zine]

i want to make you perfect vegan lunches every single day so when you are at work you aren't hungry. some days they will have tofu in them other days they will not.

i really like you, so i won't talk about you on here very often. you are way too special to just blab about to everyone.

[Death is Drunk]

My people skills are so bad they hinder me sometimes *shrugs shoulders*

[CaliforniaAfrican]

*gasp* Last night's dream has just come back to me! I can probably only "talk" about it here, in the LDSR. Wow. Maybe the call from England at 2 am or eating most of that bag of Halloween candy made for a bad mix. Perhaps it was all the crying I did yesterday. So here's the dream:

I was with one of my female friends. I'm not sure which one. I did know that she is single. She and I went to her house. It was the childhood home of my best friend when I was a kid. On the couch she ... Wait a minute. I can't type that! To make a long, weird dream short, we wound up naked in her bed. I remember thinking while still in slumber, that I wasn't REALLY cheating on my husband. lol Wow. It's all coming back to me. Who was she? Why would I dream about having sex with a woman? What was that big object that she used?! lol (I really needed THAT laugh!) I confess, I've never wanted to be with a woman before, LDSR Confessional. So what was up with that dream? One more thing, she sure new how to suck those nips. Dang!

Now back to reality and preparing for a funeral.

[CocoaPuss Zine]

i am five seconds away from being SPRUNG. i'm just going to let it happen and not even fight it. it's very exciting.

we decided to be that couple who is always making out everywhere. the sick couple that's always holding hands and being cute in public. (my idea obviously) get ready for that. it's gonna be so AWESOME.

[Mlle d. Sade]

the outsider said:

Those situations are exactly why dating/sex are sometimes not worth the aggravation...just get yourself some good porn and a reliable vibrator and call it a day.

Amen. After a hard day the last thing I want to do is jump through a bunch of hoops. "I can do bad all by myself"

[Mlle d. Sade]

Eh. If I can do it, you can do it. It doesn't take much.

Death is Drunk said:

My people skills are so bad they hinder me sometimes *shrugs shoulders*

[Ken-K]

I'm getting painfully close to not missing sex. This is not a good thing.

[Compound Egret]

I don't think it's really going to work out between us. We both need to be with different people with values more similar to our own. If it doesn't fit, why force it? I'm also wondering what your real laugh sounds like, not the fake one.